we solemnly swear that ur email will be in safe hands!! we will email u what we r up to and email u if welike what ur up to 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🧚🏼🫆🤎

[ use a funny burner email n act like it’s askfm, like its Marco Polo when ur the one drying off on the edge of the pool running around making ur mate do laps until they just open their eyes because c they would find it equally as hilarious to be doing exactly what you almost felt bad for doing despite knowing that you were doing it to someone who would find it very rewarding to be doing what you just did and understands that you meant them no harm by making said cute idiot run around into those strangely sandpapery little pebbles embedded in a not so insignificantly vast percentage of coastal homes ]